not your maid....it's a job....where's my wine glass?...i order take out....desperate for RESPECT....i work for free....i drink beer








 
In The News

North Kingstown Villager, February 2006

If a group of women were asked to define the word housewife, after the collective sigh had ceased, you would no doubt hear dozens of descriptive takes on the role bellowing throughout the room.

Ask local housewife Diane Veyera her definition and she'll smile and tell you that it means a married women who manages her own household, not somebody's maid! This witty philosophy is the driving force behind her new business venture; I am a Housewife, which was launched this past September.

Veyera says she had the idea for her business in the back of her mind for quite some time but it was always swept aside due to her busy role of a housewife which she's proudly held for over 16 years now. Prior to that time she worked the corporate life for GMAC, but decided to change careers and become a professional housewife after the birth of her first daughter thereby joining the prestigious ranks of women who could multitask their way through endless 24/7 job shifts, but without a fancy benefit package, sick days, vacation time, and, of course, a paycheck.

One balmy summer's day in 2004, Veyera and her husband Richard, stopped for a cool drink at The Ocean Mist in Matunuck. While she was enjoying her cocktail she drew a picture of her housewife loge on the back of a napkin along with some humorous tag lines that she had thought up as a result of her many years of training such as "It's a Job" and "I work for free."

"I found the crumpled napkin in my purse several days later and really laughed when I saw my drawing along with the one-liners. I thought other housewives would enjoy them too," she remembers. That Christmas Veyera decided to take her sketch to a local print shop where she had it transferred to some mugs and coasters a joke gift to her husband. " My husband just loved my idea and really got a kick out of my housewife drawing," she chuckles. He left them out for display where they were very well received by friends and family. " Richard was incredibly supportive of my idea and he and our friends and family encouraged me to market the idea in honor of housewives everywhere."

Some of Veyera's inspiration comes from a classic piece titled The Good Wife's Guide printed in May of 1955 from Housekeeping Monthly. She shares some of the philosophy that this article had encouraged the typical fifties housewife to live by:

  1. Have dinner ready and on the table when your husband returns from work.
  2. Prepare yourself. Take time to rest and freshen up for your husband before he comes home from work.
  3. Clear away all the clutter by making one last trip through the main part of the house before you husband arrives.
  4. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, vacuum and encourage the children to be quiet.

Veyera smirks a bit when discussing this advice, knowing full well that today's housewife is lucky to even be home when her husband arrives home from work. "Most of the housewives I know are in the car at that time of day, dropping off or picking up one of the kids from soccer, girl scouts or some other after school event. The last thing we have time for is taking a break to freshen up our makeup or taking one final dusting in our foyers before our husbands step through the front door," she laughs. Keeping the 21st century housewife in mind gave her even more pleasure in coming up with more Zingy tag lines for her products, which she quips might not make June Cleaver and Donna Reed too happy.

During this exciting time of planning her new business, Veyera had a part-time job with North Star Records in East Greenwich. Not only was her boss extremely supportive of her business concept, in the early spring of last year, she was given the opportunity to take some classes in Providence. One of the instructors asked Veyera and the rest of the class to write down what they wanted to be accomplishing in their lives three months from the time of the class. Veyera immediately wrote down that she wanted to bring her housewife business idea to fruition. Three months later she said she received a wonderful gift in the mail. It was the piece of paper she had written her goal on. Her instructor mailed it to her with a little note asking if she had begun working on her idea yet. "That was it! I said to myself, "Why Not? I'm just going to do it! She remembers excitedly.
Veyera laid the plan in motion be deciding on a product line. She stated with night shirts, aprons, mugs and tote bags all donning her stick figure housewife logo and a variety of hilarious taglines including "I order take-out" and "Where's My Wine Glass?"
Next she investigated several different screen printers, sharing that it can be very expensive to get s production proof made. She eventually found the right screen printer and developed her witty website iamaHousewife.com and officially launched her business in September.
I am a Housewife.com received its professional debut on September 9 when Channel 10's Frank Colletta offered his official salute with one of Veyera's coffee mugs during the early morning news show. Veyera has also received a lot of support at the vendor days she has participated in from businesses such as Citizen's Bank, Bryant College and most recently at Women & Infants Hospital. "I have a large poster board displayed with all of my taglines and I just love watching women stand and read them while they nod their heads in agreement, " she laughs. In addition to the vendor days, Veyera will also show her line at gift shows like the Cape Cod Gift Show May 25- 28. Several gift shops in Rhode Island, Massachusetts and New Hampshire carry her products as well, but Veyera says most of her business is done through her website.

Veyera proudly admits that although she's addicted to her Swiffer, she's also enjoying running her own business and humbly says " Being a housewife isn't exactly the life of leisure that others often assume it is. Remember to refuel your tank before you're running on empty!" Visit her website at iamaHousewife.com, and when you tank is running on low you'll find several products that will definitely fill you with plenty of laughter and smiles. By Cheryl Butler

 

 

 
 
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